Brian in
Culture |
June 17, 2000
Nothing says lovin' like a big deep fryer. Deep fried turkey tastes good. So good, in fact, that you can serve it just about any time you want. If you have never seen or tasted deep fried turkey, I strongly urge you to try it.
Raw And Naïve
Here she is, all buttered up and no where to go. One fresh turkey, all rubbed up with spices. She looks cold. Let's heat her up!
Plop
One turkey, fearing for its life. Is that a nice cozy jacuzzi below me, or a vat of hot oil?
Sizzle
Yeaouch! I shore am hungry.
Did Someboday Yell Fire?
Hey Chris! Do you smell something burning? I shore am hungry.
Now That's A Fire
We better get that turkey out before it blasts off. I shore am hungry.
Crunchy Poultry Fun
The finished product. Crispy, crunchy, deep fried fun!
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Brian in
Rant |
April 4, 2000
I'm getting a little tired of listening to all those poor people out there
whine about high gas prices. "Oh, the gas just costs too much.
Can't OPEC just increase production?" I've heard this argument a lot
lately, and OPEC has been snickering and saying, "Well, no. You've
already used up your quota for the next three years". More troubling
to me is that I've also heard rumblings that the general public is starting to
come down on environmental legislation and the EPA, saying that all these silly
restrictions surely can't be helping gas prices. We should just do away
with that, and with silly smog devices like catalytic converters as they cut
into our mileage. In how many ways must I shout "idiot" before
you will understand? You need to understand that while America is the
"land of opportunity" that does not mean that you are justly entitled
to every damn thing you want.
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Brian in
Rant |
March 15, 2000
It was only a matter of time before I had to pipe up about
this. I currently work for Microsoft, so I have seen things from the
inside. I also recently saw the government screw me out of any chances of
retirement without government assistance, since it managed to tank the entire
technology market in recent weeks. These two facts mean that if you're
looking for an unbiased opinion on what Microsoft has done and what the
government can do to correct it then you've come to the
wrong place. Nor will I denounce Microsoft as a greedy monopolist.
Greed is a human characteristic, and anyone who thinks you can combine 20,000
greedy people under one roof and make a utopian society that is free from greed
is naïve. Very naïve. Every company is greedy. The trick is to
take that greedy energy and harness it to create great products.
What I want to rant about here are some "facts" that I have read in
various papers. These tidbits of information have been called facts, but
are in fact opinions of various economists. Economists are people that
know a lot about business, but not so much that they could actually go into
business for themselves and earn money. Oh, and remember, before I really
dig in here, that these are my own twisted little views and not
Microsoft's.
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Danna in
Life |
March 12, 2000
Danna recently had Lasiks eye surgery - she now has 20/20 vision again and no need for pesky corrective lenses! The surgery was amazingly quick - came in, reclined back on a table, doctor put in clamps to hold open the eye (very Clockwork Orange - esque), stared at a flashing red light, heard a titch, titch, titch noise, smelled smoke, repeat for second eye, walk out the door - all in less than 20 minutes.
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Brian in
Explore |
December 31, 1999
What, No Bunker?
While many Americans were hunkered down in their bunkers waiting for the end of the world, we didn't see it that way. It seemed impossible to us that any amount of computer failure could cause civilization to end. What, you say? It's not the computers but the second coming? Well, if the end of the world was truly upon us I'd rather be swilling wine in a great restaurant than sitting in a cold muddy pit slurping up some cold sphagetti-o's. So we headed off to Paris to ring in the new century…..
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